Several years ago at church my pastor’s wife related a story to a married couples group about a strange spat she had with the reverend.

The couple hadn’t been married too long when one day she decided to give him a “sexy” surprise when he came home.  In order to make the pastor feel romantic his wife asked him to sit in the recliner and began to massage his scalp.

Not knowing what was happening at first and semi-annoyed to have his hair put out of place the pastor said, “What do you think you’re doing?”

“I’m only trying to show you how much I love you, honey.”

“Well, “the pastor said, “I really appreciate it but I HATE to have my hair touched.  How bout you massage my feet?” (more…)